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News: Champion runner has to prove she is a woman. IOC brings in drag-testing.

News: Donkeys deliver ballots in Afghanistan. Brings a whole new meaning to a donkey vote, eh?

Anaesthetists investigated for acting as a cartel. At least it stops them from going under…

The prodigal pun has returned…

Nuttall’s well that ends well

Despite all the criticism, the tsunami warning was just swell.

RT @Colvinius West Side Story — re-done for the internet age. http://bit.ly/104wMf

Arrested Rio Tinto executive describes his time in China as ore-full. (Droll…)

Al Sharpton says “there wasn’t nothing strange about your daddy”. Where has he been living?!

My other favourite quote from the Jackson memorial. Stevie Wonder: “This is a moment that I wished I would not live to see come”.